Photosynthesis: The Story
By Ashiqur Rahmnan Adit
Once upon a time, high up above in the tree, there was a butcher’s house (leaf). Aqua (water, H2O) once went there to buy some chicken for his family. As he entered the butchers, a mystic cloud covered him. In fact, this gas was anesthesia, stuff that makes you unconscious. Then suddenly, out of the blue jumped up a mad butcher (chlorophyll) with a giant axe (sunlight), which he used to cut Aqua (water) in two (hydrogen and oxygen).
The butcher (chlorophyll) than scraped off the flesh (hydrogen produced due to breakdown of water) and separated the skin and intestines (oxygen produced due to break down of water). The butcher (chlorophyll) then throws the skin and intestines (oxygen) out (thus oxygen is released). He (chlorophyll) drinks from the flowing blood as food (energy produced due to the breakdown of water bonds is used by the chlorophyll).
The butcher (chlorophyll) then roasts the flesh (hydrogen) and cut it into small slender pieces. Then he whips this roasted flesh chunks (hydrogen) with the salad (a particle) to make the mouth-watering meat salad (hydrogen containing particle). He keeps this salad away for the moment.
In the mean-time his more evil twin brother (P.S. I of chlorophyll) cuts the thumb (phosphate) from Aqua’s right hand throws it into a meat mincer machine when 2 more thumbs (phosphates) were kept. Then the butcher’s evil twin brother minces them, i.e. the 3 thumbs (phosphates) for 5 minutes. He keeps the minced meat (3-phosphate containing matter, 2+1 phosphate=3 phosphate) separately.
Just then, the meat-collectors bring in a freshly caught rat (carbon di-oxide, a 1-carbon containing particle). The butchers boil the rat and stuff it in with stuffing (a 5-carbon particle) to make a stuffed rat (a 6-carbon containing particle, 1 carbon+5 carbons=6 carbons). But the stuffed rat explodes.
Then, they add the meat salad (prepared earlier) and minced meat (prepared earlier) to the exploded rat stuff, mix it well, add salt according to taste and leave it to soften for 25 minutes. Then they bake the mixture for 30 minutes, and viola, a stuffed rat pie with minced meat and salad (glucose for the plant is created and the 5-carbon particle i.e. stuffing used to stuff the rat in order to make stuffed rat is regenerated). Ummy, isn’t it?
Then a Govt. food officer comes, and takes a truck full of them (stuffed rat pie i.e. glucose). They seem they don’t know what it is, or do they?
Once upon a time, high up above in the tree, there was a butcher’s house (leaf). Aqua (water, H2O) once went there to buy some chicken for his family. As he entered the butchers, a mystic cloud covered him. In fact, this gas was anesthesia, stuff that makes you unconscious. Then suddenly, out of the blue jumped up a mad butcher (chlorophyll) with a giant axe (sunlight), which he used to cut Aqua (water) in two (hydrogen and oxygen).
The butcher (chlorophyll) than scraped off the flesh (hydrogen produced due to breakdown of water) and separated the skin and intestines (oxygen produced due to break down of water). The butcher (chlorophyll) then throws the skin and intestines (oxygen) out (thus oxygen is released). He (chlorophyll) drinks from the flowing blood as food (energy produced due to the breakdown of water bonds is used by the chlorophyll).
The butcher (chlorophyll) then roasts the flesh (hydrogen) and cut it into small slender pieces. Then he whips this roasted flesh chunks (hydrogen) with the salad (a particle) to make the mouth-watering meat salad (hydrogen containing particle). He keeps this salad away for the moment.
In the mean-time his more evil twin brother (P.S. I of chlorophyll) cuts the thumb (phosphate) from Aqua’s right hand throws it into a meat mincer machine when 2 more thumbs (phosphates) were kept. Then the butcher’s evil twin brother minces them, i.e. the 3 thumbs (phosphates) for 5 minutes. He keeps the minced meat (3-phosphate containing matter, 2+1 phosphate=3 phosphate) separately.
Just then, the meat-collectors bring in a freshly caught rat (carbon di-oxide, a 1-carbon containing particle). The butchers boil the rat and stuff it in with stuffing (a 5-carbon particle) to make a stuffed rat (a 6-carbon containing particle, 1 carbon+5 carbons=6 carbons). But the stuffed rat explodes.
Then, they add the meat salad (prepared earlier) and minced meat (prepared earlier) to the exploded rat stuff, mix it well, add salt according to taste and leave it to soften for 25 minutes. Then they bake the mixture for 30 minutes, and viola, a stuffed rat pie with minced meat and salad (glucose for the plant is created and the 5-carbon particle i.e. stuffing used to stuff the rat in order to make stuffed rat is regenerated). Ummy, isn’t it?
Then a Govt. food officer comes, and takes a truck full of them (stuffed rat pie i.e. glucose). They seem they don’t know what it is, or do they?